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"Went from sad apricot to full bakery display. Glutes THRIVING. Knees still shaking."
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"My butt enters rooms 5 minutes before I do. This towel has power. I'm scared (and toned)."
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"Used it once - now my booty claps when I walk. Can’t sneak up on anyone anymore. Thanks a lot."
Bootylicious Care Instruction:
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🛁 BEFORE YOU SLAY:
Wash before first use! It’s been boxed up, not doing hip thrusts.
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❄️ COLD WASH ONLY:
She’s spicy but likes it chill. Keep it cool, keep it cute.
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🌬️ AIR DRY ONLY:
Heat ruins vibes and fibers. Hang her up like a queen.
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🚫 NO BLEACH:
Messes with the sass-absorption technology!
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🙅 NO FABRIC SOFTENER:
Even after pre-workout explosions. Still no!
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🧦 NO FLUFFY SOCKS OR LINT MONSTERS:
She’s a sola diva. Think Beyoncé, but microfiber.